Thursday, April 23
Tesla scraps robotaxi timeline, commits $25 billion to AI future
Your companies drew a hard line today between AI spending that is paying off right now and AI promises that keep getting pushed further away, and the market priced that difference without mercy.
Top Stories
Three companies are cutting differently, and only one is on offense
Meta is eliminating roughly 8,000 jobs and canceling 6,000 open roles to fund up to $135 billion in AI investment this year, a calculated offensive bet. Nike is cutting 1,400 positions, mostly in technology, to fix a business model that stopped working. Electrolux is diluting shareholders with a $976 million rights issue and handing strategic control of its North American operations to Chinese rival Midea, sending shares down 12.64%. The question for each is whether the pain is chosen or forced, and the answer shapes what shareholders actually own going forward.
Intel beats while Tesla pays for tomorrow
Intel beat Q1 estimates with revenue up more than 7% and issued above-consensus Q2 guidance on AI data center server chip demand, lifting shares 2.42%, a clean example of selling picks and shovels into the boom. Tesla beat Q1 earnings but fell 3.58% after announcing capex will surge to $25 billion in 2026, stripping all timelines from its robotaxi launch, and delivering an unusually cautious tone from Musk. OpenAI's release of GPT-5.5, described as its most capable model yet with advances in coding and research, raises the competitive stakes and makes Tesla's receding autonomy timeline and Intel's present-tense momentum both more consequential.
Washington is the market maker for four names today
Regeneron gained 2.64% after the FDA approved its gene therapy for inherited deafness and the company struck a drug pricing deal with the Trump administration, offering the therapy free to eligible U.S. patients at most favored nation prices, a rare regulatory win that also solves launch economics. MSOS fell 17.42% after the Trump administration announced expedited hearings on marijuana rescheduling, a move that should eventually deliver 280E tax relief but triggered panic selling over the uncertain path. Spirit Airlines dropped 26% after warning in bankruptcy court that cash will run out imminently, with its survival now depending almost entirely on an active government rescue negotiation. SAP fell 6.18% despite a 17% jump in Q1 operating profit on cloud demand, a reminder that when Washington is not the story, high expectations become the enemy.
Also Today
- Regeneron wins FDA approval for inherited deafness gene therapy
- Intel Q1 revenue beats; Q2 guidance tops estimates
- OpenAI launches GPT-5.5, most capable model to date
Takeaway
The market today had one operating principle: show results now or get punished, and for several of your companies, the government is the only entity deciding whether results ever arrive at all.
